Yop Poll Archive Tweet Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressRegarding the frequency of the podcast, which would you prefer most:A show released once every three or so weeks around 1-1.5 hours in lengthShows released a few times a week around 10-15 minutes in lengthA show released once a week around 30 minutes in lengthJust testingAnytime, I can hear Michael's voice, would be awesome!!!Once a week, around an hour time frame.Keep the current release cycle, address simple questions with a 5-10 minute segment per episode, dedicate longer episodes as to questions as needed.A 1 hour show once per week would be nice. Any shorter and things often start to feel rushed or superficial.every 2 weeks, 45-1 hour. perfect.1 a week 1 hour long, sweet jesus~50 minutes once a week would be nice. .NET Rocks are around that length and I love them.I think the best podcast length is likely equivalent to the mean commute time (~25-30 minutes). Twice a week would be great because it is easier to carry a thread. Also, I think the audience begins to forget your exist if they are released only every few weeks.How about 30 minute weeklies and 90 minutes monthliesI don't have time for 10 minute shows. 30 minutes is my cutoff. If a podcast is less than 30 minutes long I usually don't bother playing it because it's distracting to navigate to a different podcast. Considering I often listen in my car, at the gym, or while doing other things with my hands I don't like short podcasts. And besides podcasts are not television, who wants to be reminded of the crappy experience television provides making you reach for the remote every 10 minutes because of commercials.Once a week but 30 mins is not enough to get into a topic. Officially I vote 1/week but if you have to go to every 2 or 3 weeks to have enough time to fully cover a topic I'd prefer that. Thanks guys, regardless of when you do it!!!!1 hour once per 5-10 daysIf possible I would like to hear 2 shows a week around 30 minutes in lengthbool isListenersHappy = (minutesPerShow == 60 && nrOfTimesPerWeek >= 1);All of the above.. I want more!!!. You guys rock!Twice a week. Each podcast is about 1 hour long.Othervote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhich is the most important to study?Unit TestingLanguage featuresAlgorithm ComplexityDesign Patternsvote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWatch the video. How would you cross the puddle?Hop around the side, who knows what's under there!?No wake zone! Slow and steady wins the race.Damn the torpedos, full steam ahead!vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? 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Even with a very specific list, things will go sideways.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressHow many developers are at your company?Just me!About 5 - Like Captain PlanetCloser to the 20 mark, headphones are required100, crazy right?1,000+ Enterprise!!vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressHow often do you shutdown your computer?Shutdown daily.Every week.Every month.Only when the updates force me.Who shutdowns their computer?I don't shutdown often. But when I do, it's because of a BSOD or kernel panic.Only right before taking some much needed time off.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressIs it OK for a site to open links in a new tab/window for you?Absolutely. No one's got time for holding extra keys!Yes, but only for links to external sites.Yes, but the site better warn me first.No, nope, never, nuh-uh. That's what CTRL(or CMD)+Click is for!vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhat is the oldest code that you actively, regularly work with?Less than 1 year. Green as can be!1-3 years. Was there life before Angular?3-10 years. Back when JavaScript only ran in the browser.10-15 years. Pre-jQuery, we had to getElementById back then!More than 15 years old. Pre-Stack Overflow?!?!vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressHave you ever made a mix tape?Does a playlist count? Oh, it doesn't? Then no, I haven't.Man, I got my technique down and everything. I know exactly when to play Bon Jovi's five words ... yes I havevote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? 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Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressDo you participate in open source projects?Yes, but only on my own projects.Yes, but only when I'm trying to beef up the résumé.Yes, but it's documentation, not code.Yes, but I only participate in projects owned by others.Yes. I have some of my own projects _and_ I also participate in projects owned by others.Man. I'd love to. But dang, who has the time?vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressHow important is Docker?Very, Docker is the new GitEh, Containers are awesome, but Docker itself…Nah, this is just a stepping stone to something much biggerNope, I build and deploy from a laptopvote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? 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HahhahaOthervote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhat's Better...Versions or Date Stamps?Major, Minor, and Patch Versions (Semantic Versioning)Date Stamp VersioningMixture of Semantic Versioning and Date Stampsvote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhy do these guys keep forgetting to think up a survey?Call of Duty: Black Ops 3Destiny: The Taken KingHalo 5: Guardiansvote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressOK, who's fault is it for not having a survey this time? It's probably ...Allen's fault.Joe's fault.Michael's fault.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhich series is more awesome?Star WarsStar Trekvote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? 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Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressIn last episode’s poll, only 1% of you identified as preferring front-end-only work. Why is that number so low?CSSLines have blurred, front-end working is leaking into the backFull stack is where it's atIrrelevant, the podcast poll demographics are skewed!vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhat is the hardest part of landing the technical job?The job requirements.Dealing with recruiters.The technical interview.Racism/Sexism/Ageism - discrimination of some form.Location, location, location.Just getting the call back about the job, period.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? 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They've predicted the future, and Touch Bar is it!Horrible - Give me back my function keys!Jury is out - I'll wait and see what others are saying before I pass judgement.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressDo you listen to anything while you code?Music, because I gotta get my jam on.Podcasts, how else do you think I'm listening to this?Audio books, because the book is always better than the movie.TV, how else am I going to stay up to date on Westworld?The office background, because I'm actually listening to my cubicle neighbors' gossip.White noise, rain, the ocean, any repetitive noise to drown out realityWho has time to listen to anything when I've got all of these fires to put out?vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhen PC gaming a console-like game, what is your preferred weapon of choice?Xbox ControllerPlaystation ControllerSteam ControllerAnything made by Logitech!Mouse and Keyboard - WASD 4 Lifevote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressDo you regularly evaluate your weaknesses in an effort to strengthen them?OMG. Daily.I try to pick up a new skill or get better at an existing one every few months.Yeah, but realistically, probably only once or twice a year.I learn what I want to learn, when I want to learn it.No, that's why I listen to you guys.Why? I already know everything I need to knowvote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressNow that you had some time to digest the news, how do you feel about Microsoft's acquisition of GitHub?Very excited! Looking forward to the awesome things Microsoft will add to GitHub.I'm concerned but not enough to do anything about it. Yet.I don't care. At all. Should I?OMG the sky is falling. Why? How could we let this happen?Already packed up my code and moved to GitLab.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhat is your most productive season?Spring. Best way to avoid the pollen!Summer. Let me stay behind my keyboard in the nice air conditioned room.Fall. The sky, er, leaves are falling. Safer to stay inside.Winter. Olaf scares me, I'm not going out there.Seasons? We don't have seasons here!!vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhat is your most productive time of day?Morning. Gotta get my work done before the rest of the office gets in.Midday. Let everyone else go to lunch. I'm getting this commit merged.Evening. I'll let the traffic die down while I close one more ticket.Night. Now that all of the meetings are over, I can finally start my day.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhat is your favorite book type?Hard cover. I want to protect my invest.Paperback. I like to curl the cover back with one hand while I read it.eBook. It's the only chance I won't lose it.Books? I ain't reading no books.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressDoes having multiple monitors improve your productivity?Absolutely. And on the bright side (pun), I get to work on my tan from all of the extra UV light.No. But it can be a nice luxury.It depends on the codebase. The smellier the code, the more monitors I need. That and air fresheners.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressHow's your math?There's an app for that.Was great...in primary school.I can tip 20% comfortably.I can still find the area under a curve.I can still ln(e) with the best of them!vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhat's your preferred password manager?1PasswordLastPassKeePass + DropboxRoboFormKeychainI just use the same 3 passwords everywhere.Whatever is built into the browser.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhat's your social platform of choice?Facebook. For the old world.Twitter. It's the best way to catch up on my covfefe.Snapchat. Because a picture is worth a thousand words.Instagram. Because a picture is worth a thousand hashtags.LinkedIn. It's all about keepin' it profesh.Google Plus. I like the dust and cobwebs.Social? Get off my lawn kid! What? You *want* the gov't to know everything about you?vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWho is your favorite virtual assistant?Alexa. The OG of assistants.Google Assistant. Because accuracy matters.Siri. Who needs accuracy with looks this good?Cortana. Hipsterific. I only like things no one else likes.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhat do you value most in a job?Pay. It's all about the Benjamins.Tech stack. I need to remain interested.Commute. Or the lack thereof. I mean, I love listening to Coding Blocks and all, but a new set of tires every month is ridiculous.Location, location, location. Just like real estate.Team. I need to be surrounded by people better than me so I can grow.Industry. I want the type of problems I solve to matter. To me.Benefits. I like to take off for the summer.Work. Life. Balance. I have a life outside of the office.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhat do you want to focus on improving in 2019?Front-End, there's a 3p service for everything now.Back-End, cuz Flexbox...done.Persistence is king, data data data.Algorithms and data structures, can't go wrong with fundamentals.Clean Code, master the tactical before the strategic.Architecture, I've ascended to higher levels of abstraction.DevOps, good luck doing anything without me!vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressHow do you plan to spend your time off this holiday season?Spending time with the family because the holidays are all about the memories.I'm not avoiding the family, I'm building my next great project.Escaping the family _and_ the keyboard. What time off?vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressHow good were the holidays to you?Awesome. Got everything I hoped for.I got things I didn't even ask for.It was good. I got everything I purchased.Glad to be back at work.I didn't get squat.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressHow much time do you spend coding outside of work?Nada. I don't write code for free.Until I go to bed.I take the weekend off. Otherwise I'm writing code.Like a sine wave, I go through phases. Sometimes more. Sometimes less.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhat do you think of JAMStack?It's like, the future, yo.Eh, I'll let this front-end fad pass and maybe grab on to the next one.You can pry the back-end from my cold dead hands.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhat interests you the most?Learning the low level nuts and bolts of how computers and OSes work, i.e. the lowest possible level, can I build my own hardware or OS?Or the highest possible level, i.e. subjects like formal algorithms, machine learning, artificial intelligence, etc.Those other options are nice, but I enjoy prototyping and experimenting with all the things, broadening my horizons.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressHow many conferences do you go to per year?I usually average 1-3 conferences a year.Somewhere in the range of 4-6.More than 6 but nothing crazy.I go to all of them. That I can afford. Or my company can afford.I travel all over speaking at conferences, so I go to too many.Zero. I don't like them, they're too expensive, they take too long, they're too far away, or some other similar reason.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWho is your favorite cloud provider?Amazon AWS baby. The original gangsta of cloud providers.Microsoft Azure. Remember when they called it Windows Azure? Awkward.Google Cloud. Because I also need them to know how I cloud.IBM Cloud. I'm all about the business.Rackspace Cloud. Big enough to be a big deal. Small enough to care.Linode. You gotta love that pricing.Vultr. Bare metal for bare prices.Digital Ocean. A refreshing "droplet".Other. Because how did you not know about my dog's groomer's dad's side cloud business.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhat's your favorite time to listen to podcasts?During my commute. What else am I supposed to pay attention to?While I work. I need an escape.While I exercise. Nothing better than staying physically _and_ mentally fit.Every. Waking. Moment.I wish my schedule was that routine.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressDid you improve on the things you wanted to for 2018?I did, as well as improving on additional things.I was able to focus on my 2018 goals and improve on them.I crushed some. Failed at others.No, dang it.Wait. I was supposed to set some goals?vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhy don't you go to conferences?Too expensive. Gotta think about that ROI.Too far. I could finish an entire Coding Blocks podcast just getting there.What about both of the above? Oh, that's this option.But I do go to conferences. Why can't I participate in the survey?vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhat is your preferred type of language to spend most of your day in?Dynamically typed languages like JavaScript or Python. I can't be bothered to compile. I catch my errors at runtime.Statically typed languages like Java, C, or C#. I'd like to say that my errors are caught at compile time. But sadly not always.Functional languages like Haskell or F#. Here's a quarter kid, get a real programming language. SQL. If you're not working in sets, you're wasting your time with one-offs. vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressDo you discuss podcasts with your friends or co-workers?Are you kidding? That's all we talk about.Absolutely. They need all of the help they can get.Absolutely. I need all of the help I can get.No. It's my secret, super power. They can't know where my tips come from.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressHow much data do you use per month for your home ISP?Less than 250GB.Less than 500GB.Less than 1TB.No idea, unlimited plan bro.You'd have to ask my neighbor.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhat's your structured text format of choice?XMLJSONYAMLCSVvote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhat your favorite shell of choice?bashkshashDashzshfishCommand PromptPowerShellvote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhat native language are you most interested in?Rust, because safety first.Go, because I wanna be fast and parallel.C, the old ways are best.C++, the good parts.No thanks, I have deadlines.You forgot mine, you expletives.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhen you want to bring in a new technology or take a new approach when implementing something new or add to the tech stack, do you ...?a.) Ask peer's if it's a good idea before implementing it? The voice of many carries more weight.b.) Ask the relative team lead if you can implement it? If the boss doesn't like it, it doesn't matter.c.) Implement a proof-of-concept and get stakeholders to weigh in? Because they don't know about it, they need to be sold on it.d.) Just do it. I can't waste precious time checking if other's like my idea.e.) Abandon it. It's already too much effort.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhat's your favorite type of swag?Stickers, because they make my laptop go faster.Shirts, because I wear them pretty often and they make me look pretty.Water bottles. Gotta stay hydrated. And then run to the bathroom inbetween talks.Coffee cups. Coding requires coffee.Hats, because everyone has a bad hair day every now and then.Socks. Everyone loves super cute socks. Except Florida man.Bags, because they cost the most.Pens/notebooks, in case I need to write something down super quick!vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWould you be interested in doing a Coding Blocks Fantasy Football League?How has this not been a thing for six years?! YES!!!Sportsball ... puuuuuhhhhhhhleasssseeeee ... NO!!!A fantasy game for soccer? Silly Americans ...vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhat's the first thing you do when picking up a new technology or stack?Take a course, like on educative.io.Google the pros and cons. Share the ones that support your opinion. Bing the best practices. Pray there are some.Find the Stack Overflow answer that you most agree with and supports your theory.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhich relational database is your go to?Postgres, the elephant in the room.MySQL, the digital adventures of Flipper.SQL Server. _It looks like you're trying to create a database._ -ClippyOracle, the big red box.RDBMS? pfft ... NoSQL.Graph databases are where it's at.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressIs DevOps a ...A job title ... now hiring!A job function ... get back to work!vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressHow often do you replace your computer?Every few years. My guild needs me.After every Apple announcement. I upgrade it until I no longer can and can't stand the wait.Never. And this 486 is still rocking Doom.Every time my company gives me a new computer. When I change jobs.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhat is the single most important piece of your battlestation?The keyboard of course. Johnny Five need input.The mouse. My clicking game is on point.The monitor. I see dead pixels.Obviously not the peripherals. It's all about the tower o' power!The chair. Or should I say the CEO chair.It's all about the desk. Nothing else matters if it's sitting on a TV tray.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWith the new year coming, what kind of learning resolution do you plan on setting? I plan to learn ...A new language, like Rust, Go, or LOLCODE. No seriously, LOLCODE.A new JavaScript framework, like React or Angular, but probably ExtJS.Infrastructure things like Docker, or K8s, ... is Virtual PC still a thing?Higher level concepts like machine learning and AI so I can prepare myself for Skynet.More about an OS, maybe a new OS, or just get better with a current one.A new database system. DB2 here I come ...Streaming data solutions like Kafka or Kinesis.Search solutions like Elastic, Azure Search, ... idk, I need to Google it some more.Algorithms, I need to go back to basics ... how does Bellman-Ford work again?Data structures, because I want to go waaay back to basics.All about cloud services. I hear AWS is a thing.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhich sci-fi series is best?Star Trek. Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a doc ... ok, fine.Star Wars. Han shot first.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhich data model do you prefer?Relational Model. I love many to many joins. 6NF all the things.Document Model. I'll worry about the data structure when I read it.Graph Model. It just sounds cool. "Oh you're using relational data models? That's cute."Polyglot Persistence. I'll use what I think makes sense for the use case.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhich keyboard do you use?CODE Keyboard*Das Keyboard*ErgoDox*Kinesis Advantage*Kinesis Freestyle*Apple Magic KeyboardApple Aluminum Wired KeyboardMicrosoft Sculpt Ergonomic KeyboardMicrosoft Surface KeyboardUltimate Hacking KeyboardOther Mechanical KeyboardOther Chiclet KeyboardOther. The other _other_ keyboard.The one that came with my laptop. Cause ain't nobody got time for carrying around fancy keyboards.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressHow do you pronounce data?DAY-TA, where that first a is a long a ... dādəDAA-TA, where that first a is a short a ... dadəvote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhich fast food restaurant makes the better fries?Arby'sBurger KingCheckersChick-fil-aHardee'sIn-n-OutJack-in-the-BoxMcDonald'sPopeye'sSteak-n-ShakeWendy'svote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressDo you leave your laptop plugged in the majority of the time?All. The. Time. Pfft. I don't care about the battery.No, I try to maintain my battery's life expectancy by neither fully charging or discharging it.No, but not because I care.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhat's your preferred method to increase your productivity?Code to music in the background. Is that freedom rock? Well turn it up man ...Absolute silence. Except for that annoying buzz coming from my UPS. And monitor. And LEDs.Netflix and code. That's a thing, right?Treadmill or Bike desk. Tone my brain and my glutes.Pomodoro. I live my life one quarter hour at a time.Pajamas. All. Day. Long.Take a break. Go for a walk. Eat lunch. Anything to reboot.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhat tools are you using to ease WFH?RDPVPNCitrixZoomSkypeSlackWebexHangoutsTeamsDiscordPidginJitsiMessagesFaceTimejoin.meGoToMyPCvote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressAre you staying sane during these stay-at-home orders?Yes. Or so the voices tell me.No. But was I ever sane?vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressDo you *always* include (new or updated) unit tests with your pull requests?Yes, always, of course. I'm not a psychopath.Not with *every* pull request, but more often than not. I mean, what kind of psychopath has the time to do them for *every* pull request?No, I rarely include any tests with my pull requests. My friends think I'm crazy.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressHow likely are you to advocate for working from home in the future?After this pandemic? Every. Opportunity. I. Get.After this pandemic? Never.Work from home? Is that even an option?vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressHow many hours per week do you work on average?Strictly 40. Work life balance is a must.Less than 40. I value my time.More than 40 but less than 60. Why do I do this to myself?More than 60. Please help me.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressHow do you feel about semi-colons?Sadly, they're a necessary evil for my language.My language doesn't require them and I'm a better dev for it.There's only a finite number of keystrokes you'll type in your lifetime, and since they're optional in my language of choice, I'm not wasting keystrokes.They might be optional but as a wise man once said: Never Gonna Give You Up.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhen you do listen to music, how do you do it?Amazon MusicApple MusicSpotifyYouTube MusicPandoraGoogle Play MusiciHeartRadio*The* radioCDsVinylvote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhat is your meeting limit?One is too many. There is a reason I work with computers.Less than 5 hours/week is okay, so I still have plenty of "me" time.I can handle 10 hours a week, but ain't nobody happy about it.Bring it on! The trick is to mute when you go to the bathroom.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhich one?Coca Cola, because I'd like to teach the world to sing.Pepsi, it's hair on fire good.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhat's your favorite mobile device?An iPad. The Tab-father of tablets.An Android-based tablet. Great hw specs, without the hassle of longterm support.A Kindle. It was on sale.Chromebook FTW. Not quite as portable as a tablet, nor as useful as a laptop ...2-in-1 Laptop. A giant, bulky tablet that can run Docker.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressGo or Rust?GoRustvote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressDo you prefer that your laptop keyboard ...Includes a numpad. Because I'm a number crunching accountant. Tax season ain't got nothing on me.Does not include a numpad. Just center the 84 and be done with it. I don't need carpal tunnel in just one wrist.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressDo you eat at your desk?Yes, don't you eat at home, too?No, never, my keyboard is a shrine to purity.No, wait, why, do you have something?Yes, but only after my desk is wrapped up like Dexter's kill room.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhen a new mobile OS update comes out on iOS or Android, do you ...Update as fast as possible. I can't get the new bits fast enough.Wait for a stable release.Never update.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressHow often do you change jobs?Job? Why would I do that when I can boss myself around.I don't wanna. Interviewing is awful.Every 3 years, like the Stack Overflow Survey tells me to.About every 5 years, after I've built up enough embarrassments.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhich do you want the most?Xbox Series X, the fastest, most powerful Xbox gaming fridge ever.Playstation PS5, even though the design is pretty fowl.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressHow often _should_ you update your resume?Once a year. Any longer than that and I'll forget everything.As often as I remember. Might as well do it while it's on my mind.Right before I start the job search. No point wasting my time otherwise.Wait, you make it sound like I'm supposed to be updating that thing!vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressHow often _do_ you update your resume?Once a year. Any longer than that and I'll forget everything.As often as I remember. Might as well do it while it's on my mind.Right before I start the job search. No point wasting my time otherwise.Wait, you make it sound like I'm supposed to be updating that thing!vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhat kind of game do you want to make?Puzzle, because I want my players to suffer as I have suffered making this game.First Person Shooter, what else is there?Roguelike, cuz procedural generation is kinda like a game for the programmer.RPG, it's kinda like writing fan-fiction and that's awesome.Platformer, like Mario, not the shoes.Racing, cuz momma, I wanna go fast.Turn-Based/Strategy, Cuz all your base are belong to mevote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhat are the least amount of bits (or smallest data type) your annual salary, in whole dollars, could fit in?1 bit (boolean): Wait, you can make _money_ with this coding stuff?8 bits (byte): I made a webpage for a friend one time.16 bits (short): I'm an intern, or at least I get paid like one.16 bits (unsigned short): I'm just getting started in my career.17 bits: I like my company.18 bits: My company likes me.19 bits: My company _really, really_ likes me.20+ bits: I _run_ my company.Some Qubits: My salary is in a state of flux.String: Because I only get paid in thank you messages.Negative numbers: Who needs to pay you for having fun? I pay for everything I use to write my open source project!Memory addresses: Because buffer overflow attacks are how hackers like me make money.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password This poll is no longer accepting votesChoose up to 5 themes for the Game Jam that sound like fun:SpaceSpin To WinEvil is OkayHot LavaTime Is CriticalFresh StartsInto And Out OfPersonificationBeast ModeAlways RightTreat Yo SelfDodge ItChoose WiselyEverything is BrokenIt's Not What It SeemsTake It SlowMonolithIt's Not a BugTODO: PLACEHOLDER TEXTVoteResults Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhat's your favorite Christmas movie?It's a Wonderful Life, I like the classics.A Charlie Brown Christmas, that poor Christmas tree.Frosty the Snowman, with a corn cob pipe and a butt on his nose, err, wait ...A Christmas Story, only I didn't say fudge.How the Grinch Stole Christmas, because my heart is three sizes too small.The Nightmare Before Chrstimas, it's what I imagine happens when Jack White meets Tim Burton.Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, an awkward story about being different enough to be important.Die Hard, IT IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE! Welcome to the party, pal!vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhich hand do you type the 6 key with?The left. Because duh, it's closer.The right. Probably because of my ergo keyboard.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password This poll is no longer accepting votesChoose your top 3 favorites themes for the upcoming Game JamReluctanceIt's Not a BugFoooooooooooood!SpaceHelp! I lost my chickensEvil is OkayIt's Not What It SeemsALL THE CATSEverything is BrokenWFHBeast ModeEnd of the WorldVoteResults Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhich company has the best open source projects?FacebookGoogleMicrosoftVote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhat is your favorite lesson learned from Game Jam?Less is more.Focus on playability.Need more graphics.Don't worry about graphics.Think like a player.OMG, I need to theme the submission page?!Include instructions, video, and/or screenshots with your submission.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhat's your favorite Python feature?All the ML libraries.The Jupyter Notebook support.pip install everything I need.The virtual environments are the best.I require a lot of matrix multiplication.It's so easy to visualize data.It's not Java.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhen you start a new project, in regards to the storage technology, do you ...Go with what you know. It's not even a debate.Try something new. Might as well learn something.Seriously consider the options. Deliberate. Debate. Try not to hate.Pfft ... storage. You're funny.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhile in Slack, do you reply ...In the channel. Because I don't want to risk someone not seeing my thoughts.In a thread. Because I like to keep my conversations tidy, like my desk.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressFor your next car, you plan to buy:An electric car. I can tell people it's because it's green but we all know it's about the acceleration.A hybrid. Just in case these EVs don't work out ...A gasoline car. There's other kinds?A diesel. Turbo diesel at that.A fuel cell car. Like the Hindenburg but on a smaller scale.Uber. The über mode of transportation.Anything with more than two wheels is too many.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressHow do you prefer to be interviewed?Behavioral interview ... tell me about your mother ...Take home project, how many hours do you really spend?White boarding, like surfing ... but, worse.Multi-person Interrogation room, like a firing squad, but better?Informal dinner, because that's not creepy.Weird, esoteric: How many angels can dance on how many ping pong balls on a plane with 3 potential destinations?vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressDo you want to run your own business?Heck yeah, Shark Tank, here I come ...idk, that sounds like a lot of work ... I already do and the boss is a real jerkvote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressHow often do you leetcode?Never, I'd rather ____________.When I'm prepping for a big interview.All the time, gotta keep that saw sharp!Well, sometimes I start, but then I remember I don't wanna.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressHow important is it to learn advanced programming techniques?Extremely important. You gotta keep sharpening that saw.Meh, it might be important, but not enough to go out of your way. You'll learn it as you go.Wait, there's advanced programming techniques? Like what, switch statements?It's not important at all because there's already a Stack Overflow answer for it.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressHow do you put on your shoes?Sock, sock, shoe, shoe, just in case if I decide I only want socksSock, shoe, sock, shoe. You can't have a foot only partially dressed.Shoe, sock, shoe, sock, err, wait ...Socks? You don't wear socks with boat shoes!Shoes? It's a flip flop life for me.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressDo you have TikTok installed?Heck yeah, I love those videos.Nope. No way. Never.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhich desktop OS do you prefer?Windows. I like my OS named after things I don't look through anymore.macOS. I like my OS named after places I don't go.Linux. I like to learn how to pronounce my distribution.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhat's your IDE of choice?I prefer a light weight IDE, such as VS Code or Atom.I like a fully functional IDE, like Visual Studio or IntelliJI like to use editors like VIM and tell others that it's an IDE.I like to use editors like Notepad++ or Sublime, bury myself in plugins, so that it can act like an IDE.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressFor your next laptop, are you leaning ...Something with Windows 11 ... it'll be fine.Something with Apple Silicon ... it'll probably be fine.Something running some Linux distribution ... apt install fine.Probably a Chromebook ... it's good enough.Laptop? I'll stick with my desktop. I don't go anywhere anyways.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressDo you find that you're more productive ...At home. Less commute time. More code time.At an office. Too many distractions at home.At the local coffee shop. Pumpkin Spice Latte!!!!It doesn't matter where I am if you're going to keep inviting me to meetings!!!!vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressHow do you get prefer to get on the network?Wireless, I can't be tethered by cables.Wired, I need all the bandwidth and low latency I can get.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressHow likely are you to give a presentation?Extremely likely ... to attend one. Oh you mean, speak at one, oh no. Definitely not.Extremely likely ... to think about giving a presentation. Maybe a little day dream about how awesome I'd be at it.Extremely likely ... to say that I will give a presentation. But go through with it? Ain't nobody got time for that.Extremely likely ... to actually give a presentation. I love the opportunity to learn something and share it with others.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhat's your favorite feature on the new MacBook Pro?The return of the function keys!!! Bye Touch Bar ...The MagSafe charger! I love proprietary cables!I need an SD card slot. Not a USB card reader. That requires a USB A to C dongle.That shape that hearken's back to those early 2000's MacBooks.Obviously, it's all about that M1 Max!!! 10 CPU cores, 32 GPU cores. THIS.That I don't need to buy or enable a TPM 2.0 module to run the latest OS.Wait, Apple had another announcement?The NOTCH!!!!vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressHave you ever had to partition your data?Ever? More like always.On occasion. It's just another tool in my toolbox.Once. I don't want to talk about it.Nope. Does that mean my dataset is small?Nope, not my job.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressHow many different data storage technologies do you use for your day job?Just the one. And it is our hammer.Two to three. It's a quaint little data pipeline.Four or more. OMG why do we have so many.None. Keep your data crap out of my CSS.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressWhat's your container management of choice?Good ol' reliable Docker Desktop.Rancher Desktop, I like my container management free and open like the wild west.Podman, because the little otters logo is so cute.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressHow much personal time off do you take on average each year?A week or less. It's awful, but without me the company won't survive.Two weeks. It's like I just joined the company. AmuricaThree weeks. Itsa nice.Four weeks!!! An entire month. This must be what it's like to be European.More than four weeks!!! I wouldn't say I was missing work.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password This poll is no longer accepting votesChoose your 3 favorites themesNo time to loseSpaced outCan't stopAll your base are belong to usIt doesn't mixGo to HellMagic BugWork Life BalanceThere is a ticket for thatTrust nothingSo the customer is king, but I'm the empireSquid GameHook me upOrigamiFast ForwardIt's following meA Link to the somewhereFailure is the optionFind the lightTethered but aloneA11yBranching offIt's aliveSnake! Snake! Snaaake!All for oneFresh startsEverything is fixedGame Jam 2 Electric BoogaloUp and downThe rising tideVote Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressDo stick with your New Year's resolutions?For the first couple weeks.I'm pretty good until Spring. -Ish.I'm like a machine. Resolutions are rules that are not meant to be broken.Wait, those things are to be taken seriously? They're broken by noon New Years Day.What are resolutions?vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password This poll is no longer accepting votesChoose your 3 favorites themesIt's aliveTrust nothingGo to HellWork Life BalanceSpaced outMagic bugSnake! Snake! Snaaake!Failure is the optionAll your base are belong to usIt's following meThere is a ticket for thatCan't stopGame Jam 2 Electric BoogaloNo time to loseA link to the somewhereVote Anonymous VoteSign in with WordpressFor this year's Game Jam, you are ...Super prepared. Been practicing all year. I'm ready.Eh, I'll figure something out.OMG, I have no idea what I'm doing.vote×Username or Email AddressPasswordLog InNo account? Register hereForgot password